There was an Old Man of Nantucket,Who kept all his cash in a bucket,His daughter, called Nan,Ran away with a man,And as for the bucket, Nantucket. From Princeton Tiger, Issue 1902
There was a young man from Savannah,Who died in a curious manner:He whittled a hole,In a telephone pole,And electrified his banana. By Anonymous
This limerick goes in reverse,Unless I’m remiss,The neat thing is this:If you start from the bottom-most verse,This limerick’s not any worse. By Zach Weinersmith